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Here goes:
The brackets are as follows:
Please note:
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The only thing that the Inland Revenue has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off,1% of the time it is in a hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2010, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10" - 12" - Luxury Tax - $300.008" - 10" - Pole Tax - $250.005" - 8" - Privilege Tax - $150.00
3" - 5" - Nuisance Tax - $30.00
Please note:
- Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
- Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.
** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **
Photo Source: Net Guru Online
3 Comments:
hahahaha... I hate forwards, but this one is funny!
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I love it...am sure if it was indeed taxable..no one would boast about their penis' size anymore..for fear of getting taxed...Ha ha..
Ahhh hahaha i love it! he penis really should be taxed. At least for all the work and trouble it's caused me!