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May 22, 2010

Latest News!

Been a long time I haven't posted on this blog.  

I got married yesterday.  Time for a new beginning.

Closing down this blog.  De-activating my Twitter account.

Will update selective people! 

Been a pleasure being a moody belle.  And thank you everyone for supporting this temporary madness of a blog! 

Time to re-invent myself and build a solid online presence.  ;)

Wish you all the best!

Apr 12, 2010

Missing Home And Carnival

I miss home!

I can't wait to go back to Mauritius for a visit.  My sister got married and she hasn't set a date yet for the reception, which will hopefully take place in Mauritius.  And then there's Carnival in June and July.  I need to shed off a few pounds because hubby wants me to don the Dirty Diana costume! My mind is still toying with the idea of playing Mas for the Carnival.  Be on your feet for a whole day while the sun's beating down on your head sounds like an insurmountable feat to me.

Anyway, it will be fun I'm sure, whatever I choose to do.  This year, the band we're supporting is having an MJ theme! The costumes are sexy! Pictures coming soon!

It's been ages since I haven't published any post nor did I comment on any blog.  I feel ashamed.  My secret project is flying off its shizzle right now.  I've decided to keep it a secret.  It's best this way.

So what have you all been up to?

Mar 31, 2010

Wednesday Emails - Colonoscopy

From: Mum
To: Me
Subject: Colonoscopy


All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the Brain, 'because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Blood, 'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Stomach, 'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Legs, 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Eyes, 'because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Rectum, 'because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic..

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss!


The Moral of the story?  Even though the others do all the work...

The asshole is usually in charge!