Wednesday Emails - Colonoscopy

From: Mum
To: Me
Subject: Colonoscopy


All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the Brain, 'because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Blood, 'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Stomach, 'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Legs, 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Eyes, 'because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the Rectum, 'because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic..

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss!


The Moral of the story?  Even though the others do all the work...

The asshole is usually in charge!

Random Thoughts

Can a man and a woman be strictly friends?

I know it's an age-old question but whatever the century or decade we're in, we still wonder.  Some of us has specific views on this particular topic.

I don't want to cause a ruckus but in my opinion, I don't see it.

In my world, a man and a woman can't be just friends.

At one point or the other in the relationship, either one of them, if not both, will think about it.  A fleeting thought, a serious speculation...you do think about it...

You want to explore it but fear of the relationship ending abruptly makes you falter.  The feeling may pass after a while or it may not...

BUT YOU DO PONDER...

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Saying sorry is just not enough.

Saying sorry doesn't make it all right.

Saying sorry doesn't erase the hurt.

Saying sorry won't make me feel any better.

Saying sorry is not a promise that it won't happen again.

Saying sorry is not a free pass out of 'jail'.

Saying sorry doesn't re-cement the trust.

Saying sorry....is just not enough...

Is Trashy The New Sexy?

I'm all for sexily-dressed women.  Showing off a bit of skin doesn't really bother me.  However there's a thin line between sexy and trashy.

Where do you really cross the line and stampede the trashy walkway?

This evening I had the misfortune of checking in a woman-guest.  At first glance I didn't notice anything untoward.  She was dressed in a pair of body-fitting, white khakis and a white spaghetti top with a deep-plunging neckline.  She was carrying a leather tote bag on her right shoulder, pinned down by her side as if somebody might snatch her precious luggage.

Coming closer, I then saw it!

She had a red bra on.  And half her nipples were out!

It was an OMG-moment for me because however used I got to seeing women and girls wearing almost next to nothing, I still feel a jolt of shock when I see body parts I'm not supposed to see.  Thank God I didn't blush, out of shame on her behalf.  I don't think she was even aware of her half-naked state!  Oblivious to the fact that her breasts were halfway hanging out of her top, she smiled at me and started a conversation.

I tried to bring my attention back to her face and smiled back.

While she's filling out the check-in card, I couldn't help but stare at her mammary glands.

I'm not the prudish type but God forgive me.  Please!  

Gardening and Other Projects

Profuse apologies for not commenting on y'all blogs.


I had to say it before I forget.

As you know, I've been working on another project and I'm happy to say it kicked off pretty fast.  So I'm not stopping.

But I wouldn't bore you all with the details.

This morning I was having serious doubts of giving this blog a miss but hubby vehemently objected to it.  And he got me thinking that I can't let all my readers down like that.  So I will keep maintaining it.  Yay!

I'm also looking into starting my own garden.  At the beginning of 2010, I made a promise to myself that this year I will nurture my own garden where I'll grow vegetables! It excites me when I think about playing with soil and toying with gardening tools.  LOL

Then maybe later on I'll even have flowers.

I already found the spot and all I need now is soil.  Rich soil.  For that I need to call upon my brother in-law's help.

Any other tips you might have on gardening send them my way! ;)

Also, hubby is contemplating on starting a new project of his and he'll need my assistance.  Of course I'll keep y'all in the loop. *high five*

Wish us luck!

Wazzzzuppppppppppppp?

Yay!

I'm feeling good.  I'm happy.

How are you guys?